http://notasportsblog.blogspot.com/ 2010-7-7 daily 0.5 Not A Sports Blog: Tim Cowlishaw got Hammered

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Tim Cowlishaw got Hammered

I hinted at this in my early picks post, and before I reveal the story, just a few caveats. I have absolutely nothing against Cowlishaw. I have not read a single one of his columns, but I do think he is one of the few tolerable people on the terrible show, Around the Horn. A friend of mine told me about this on New Years Eve, but I waited for all the details before I posted it.

The facts: on December 26th Tim Cowlishaw was admitted to a Dallas emergency room with a head wound.

The story: The day after Christmas, Tim Cowlishaw got out of his mind drunk, partied way too hard, fell down, and busted his head open.

The funny part: He passed out in the hospital that night due to being completely wasted, head busted, and pain medicated. He woke up the next day, December 27th, and started freaking out and screaming, “I have to get to Philadelphia, I have to get to Philadelphia!!!” (The Cowboys were playing the Eagles with the playoffs on the line). He tried to leave the hospital but the doctors wouldn’t let him.

The things I found hardest to believe about the story: Cowlishaw is 53. I figured he was 45 at the oldest. I’m not good at judging age, but Cowlishaw looks pretty good for 53. Then again, the only time I see him he is next to Woody Paige, Bob Ryan, and Bill Plaschke, so I guess it is easy to look young.

Also, Cowlishaw was with an absolutely smoking hot chick. I figured he was famous around Dallas, but I was a little shocked to find out how hot this chick was. I was told he has absolutely no problem getting seriously hot tail in Dallas. Sort of amazing.

The Proof: Unfortunately, other than my track record of being a completely honest and stand up guy, I don’t have much proof. It was one of my really good friends that was the eye witness, not me.

I did try to find some proof though. I couldn’t find anything related to this particular night, but there is a documented history of Tim Cowlishaw getting drunk in the presence of hot young ladies:
Busted Coverage 1
Busted Coverage 2

Also:
There was nothing posted on Cowlishaw’s Blog between Dec 22 and Jan 1
Tim Cowlishaw Blog
And, Cowlishaw had no columns between Dec 24 and Jan 4:
Tim Cowlishaw Dallas News

Of course it was the holiday season, so its easy to understand why he didn’t write anything. But then again, you think he would have written something for the Dallas/Philly game, right?

One more thing. Wikipedia says he graduated high school in 1973. That puts him right at 53, which is how old my friend said he was.

My friend is a really funny guy, so I know he told the story much better than I was able to write it, but hopefully I was able to express the humor.
I'm not out to trash Cowlishaw. I don't think it is that big of a deal (DUI is about 1000 times worse), everyone has embarrassing drunk stories, and this one was too funny not to share.

50 comments:

Anonymous said...

At that age he is lucky he didn't break a hip! I actually thought the guy was older than that.

Anonymous said...

I see Cowlishaw out in Dallas all the time. So drunk that he doesn't seem to ever notice that the women are laughing AT him not WITH him!

Anonymous said...

Tim is genuinely a good person and a sports staple to Dallas for many years. Cut the guy some slack...

Anonymous said...

I know the chic he was with, Megan, and she told me all about it. True story. But she is pretty much a bimbo, star stalker. Typical Dallas dumb blonde

Anonymous said...

Tim is a bleeding burnt orange jerk who needs to grow up.

Anonymous said...

This is my first post I'd love to thank you for such a great quality forum!
Was thinking this would be a nice way to introduce myself!

Sincerely,
Monte Phil
if you're ever bored check out my site!
[url=http://www.partyopedia.com/articles/baseball-party-supplies.html]baseball Party Supplies[/url].

Anonymous said...

niche adsense themes -
ninety day powerseller -
pc optimizer pro -
pregnancy miracle -
pregnancy without pounds -
privacy control -
publicrecordspro -
public records pro -
quit smoking today -
reg genie -
registry easy -
registry genius -
registry smart -
registry winner -
registry winner download -
retrievea lover -
reverse mobile -
richard mackenzie direct -
rocket italian -
save my marriage today -
secrets book -
seo elite -
spyware cease -
spyware remover -
spy zooka -
stock assault -
talking to toddlers -
the action machine -
thebadbreathreport -
the bad breath report -
thedietsolutionprogram -
the diet solution program -
the rich jerk -
tonsil stones remedies -

Anonymous said...

Hi everyone!

I really immensly enjoy this site, continue the great work!
Tell me what you think of my theories on hypnosis!

Anonymous said...

Sweet web site, I hadn't come across notasportsblog.blogspot.com previously during my searches!
Continue the superb work!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for sharing the link, but unfortunately it seems to be down... Does anybody have a mirror or another source? Please answer to my post if you do!

I would appreciate if a staff member here at notasportsblog.blogspot.com could post it.

Thanks,
Jack

Anonymous said...

Hey,

Thanks for sharing the link - but unfortunately it seems to be not working? Does anybody here at notasportsblog.blogspot.com have a mirror or another source?


Cheers,
Peter

Anonymous said...

Hey,

Thanks for sharing this link - but unfortunately it seems to be not working? Does anybody here at notasportsblog.blogspot.com have a mirror or another source?


Thanks,
William

Sun Flower said...

Cowlishaw is by far the best ATH personality, he knows his stuff and his nascar and hockey rants are the funniest thing on the show, he knows nobody else cares, even the viewers thats waht makes it funny. He is far better than the most of the hacks (Mariotti, Plathcke, Paige) on the show.
free pronadult facebook

Cerita Panas said...

cerita panas nice information sir...

spookyva said...

I found a lot of worthwhile info here!

Anonymous said...

Τhіs is my first time gο tо sеe at here and i am truly
happy to геad evегthing аt аlone plaсe.
Visit my website ; Abdominal Exercises

Anonymous said...

With the treatment you will have a resource that will aid your body in
producing various elements like testosterone, aiding in overcoming any sexual problems.
Aging during the first phase of life is found to be a generic phase that converts the small baby
to a young boy and then to fertile adult. Doctors
can help cure erectile dysfunction by injection erection stimulating medicine on the
base of the penis.
my page - Cheap Sildenafil Citrate Condom

Anonymous said...

Microsurgery: Penile revascularisation and venous ligation are microsurgical procedures similar in technical complexity to a heart by-pass operation although
they clearly do not carry anywhere near the same risk to the life of the patient.
Your problem is that you have a circulation problem that could be critical
if you don't do anything about it. The blood gets heavier and thus it is doesn’t moves on quickly to all body parts.
Have a look at my web page ... Get Viagra Condoms

of said...

Yes Tim is really a bleeding burnt orange jerk who must develop.

Anonymous said...

top [url=http://www.001casino.com/]online casino[/url] coincide the latest [url=http://www.casinolasvegass.com/]casino[/url] autonomous no set aside hand-out at the best [url=http://www.baywatchcasino.com/]baywatch casino
[/url].

Anonymous said...

During my college days I have seen black girls and men kicked it and much of the time the girls finish up to love the
bloke and all of a sudden he'll just call time. Pauline on the other hand, chose an identity she could be content with; so she was somehow satisfied with her identity. There are so many things women in our lives take cognizance of that we are not aware of.

Here is my web blog :: MaseratiXXX

Anonymous said...

There is practically nothing to advise that the phrase does,
or at any time has meant something else. The ache may
be acute while moving the joint in close proximity to the tendon.
This way, anyone can buy Viagra without having to go
see a doctor and they can get it mailed right to them, even with next day
delivery in the UK.

My web site :: Buy Viagra Soft Tabs

Anonymous said...

Are you and your partner having sex less often these days and seeking a cheaper alternate.
It is the generic version of the classic drug known as Viagra.
This is precisely why most countries regulate the price of medications and why Americans can often find their medications much cheaper
when visiting Canada or any other country.

Review my web page :: Buy Viagra Soft Pills

Anonymous said...

Simply want to say your article is as astonishing.
The clarity in your post is just great and i can assume you
are an expert on this subject. Fine with your permission let me to grab your RSS feed to keep up to date with
forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please keep up the rewarding work.


Also visit my web site :: “eat your fruits and vegetables”. now

Anonymous said...

Hello there! I know this is kind of off topic but
I was wondering which blog platform are you using for this website?
I'm getting fed up of Wordpress because I've had issues with hackers and I'm looking at alternatives for another platform. I would be fantastic if you could point me in the direction of a good platform.

my web blog - “eat your fruits and vegetables”. now

Anonymous said...

I would like to thank you for the efforts you've put in writing this site. I am hoping to view the same high-grade blog posts from you in the future as well. In truth, your creative writing abilities has encouraged me to get my own blog now ;)

My weblog: http://alice3d.org

Anonymous said...

Russian Emperor Alexander I, kept the water in army in buckets
silver buckets, so that his soldiers do not suffer from river or lake water.
In the natural menstrual cycle of women, right after ovulation on about the 18th
day, both progesterone and estrogen decline to very low
levels. Digestion is when a mineral with
a stronger charge breaks up the current bond of
the other mineral.

my blog post; Colloidal Silver Testimonials For Lyme

Anonymous said...

I love your blog.. very nice colors & theme. Did you make this website yourself or did you
hire someone to do it for you? Plz reply as I'm looking to construct my own blog and would like to know where u got this from. cheers

Also visit my website: reverse osmosis filtration

Anonymous said...

A motivating discussion is worth comment. I believe
that you should publish more about this subject, it might
not be a taboo subject but generally people
do not speak about these topics. To the next! Kind regards!
!

My site; juice breville 800 Juicer

Anonymous said...

Just wish to say your article is as astounding. The clarity on your publish is simply excellent and that i could think you're knowledgeable in this subject. Fine with your permission allow me to grasp your RSS feed to keep updated with drawing close post. Thanks a million and please carry on the rewarding work.

Here is my website :: electric juicer easy

Anonymous said...

I loved as much as you'll receive carried out right here. The sketch is tasteful, your authored material stylish. nonetheless, you command get bought an impatience over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come further formerly again since exactly the same nearly a lot often inside case you shield this hike.

My page zulily coupon free shipping code

Anonymous said...

Simply wish to say your article is as astounding.
The clearness in your post is simply spectacular and i can assume
you're an expert on this subject. Well with your permission let me to grab your feed to keep updated with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please carry on the enjoyable work.

Feel free to visit my homepage - Snoring Mask

Anonymous said...

When it comes to picking towel rails, every person has actually got their own preferences and inclinations.
Despite the kind of towel warmers that various people might such
as, this article will certainly be able to offer you vital tips that ought to assist
you in to picking the finest one that will suit your necessities.


Also visit my blog post :: Siena Towel Rail

Anonymous said...

The search engine optimization growth in recent times is leading towards the
structure of various business supplying high quality SEO service.
You will find a variety of various supports to
produce a number of rates ... it is crucial to learn precisely which you're looking prior to you choose to sign up in high quality SEO service.

Feel free to visit my web site SEO Company Services

Anonymous said...

I’m not that much of a online reader to be honest but
your sites really nice, keep it up! I'll go ahead and bookmark your site to come back down the road. All the best

Also visit my weblog breville juicers

Anonymous said...

I know this web site offers quality depending posts and other data, is there any other
website which gives such things in quality?


Look into my web page :: workouts for vertical jump

Anonymous said...

Hmm it looks like your website ate my first comment (it
was extremely long) so I guess I'll just sum it up what I had written and say, I'm
thoroughly enjoying your blog. I as well am an aspiring blog blogger but I'm still new to the whole thing. Do you have any helpful hints for beginner blog writers? I'd genuinely appreciate it.


my webpage; exercises for vertical jump

Anonymous said...

Remarkable things here. I'm very glad to peer your article. Thank you a lot and I'm
having a look ahead to touch you. Will you kindly drop me a e-mail?


Here is my web-site: magnetized flashlights

Anonymous said...

In fact when someone doesn't be aware of afterward its up to other viewers that they will help, so here it happens.

my website ... omega juicer

Anonymous said...

Great article.

Here is my web-site - http://sonhopraviagem.com/comunidade/groups/breville-juicer-assessments-immediate-from-customers

Anonymous said...

An outstanding share! I've just forwarded this onto a friend who was conducting a little research on this. And he in fact ordered me lunch because I stumbled upon it for him... lol. So allow me to reword this.... Thanks for the meal!! But yeah, thanx for spending time to discuss this topic here on your internet site.

My weblog; http://www.rio-ramscht.de

Anonymous said...

Hi, i feel that i saw you visited my website thus i came to return the
favor?.I am trying to find things to enhance my website!
I assume its adequate to use a few of your ideas!

!

Also visit my site: faraday flashlights

Anonymous said...

Howdy this is kind of of off topic but I was wondering if blogs use WYSIWYG
editors or if you have to manually code with HTML.
I'm starting a blog soon but have no coding experience so I wanted to get guidance from someone with experience. Any help would be enormously appreciated!

My webpage: Ronco pocket fisherman

Anonymous said...

I rarely write comments, however I browsed a few responses on "Tim Cowlishaw got Hammered".
I actually do have a few questions for you if you do not mind.

Could it be simply me or do some of the comments look like they are written by brain dead individuals?
:-P And, if you are posting on additional sites, I'd like to follow you. Could you make a list of the complete urls of your social networking sites like your twitter feed, Facebook page or linkedin profile?

Feel free to surf to my page :: exercises to improve vertical jump

Anonymous said...

I am really inspired together with your writing abilities
as neatly as with the layout in your blog. Is that this a paid topic or did you modify
it yourself? Anyway keep up the nice high
quality writing, it is rare to see a great weblog like this one today.
.

Here is my blog post: tv buzz

Anonymous said...

Right away I am ready to do my breakfast, afterward having my breakfast coming over again to read more news.


Also visit my website; water Vacuum On tv

Anonymous said...

The strength of keyword research not just depends on having the very
best tools however also the abilities that you possess.
It is a ability that is acquired with time.
The significant figuring out aspect on the choice of the very best research device is whether your marketing approach is PPC or natural search
engine position. The Google Keyword tool is one
of the most prominent keyword research tools that we can ever before have and it is a well made device for the purpose of keyword
research since it likewise helps to estimate the amount of traffic that often visits a keyword making use of the keyword website traffic estimator.
A lot of importantly is the part that the Google Keyword tool
plays in the establishing the Google AdWords Campaigns. .


Checkout this domain for more Long Tail Keyword Research.

Anonymous said...

Concentrate on exactly what your website material is everything about.

In order to successfully perform it, the complying with are the tips you need
to know:.

Visit Michelle's blog about Article Re Writer by going here - Article Re Writer.

Anonymous said...

The truly terrific aspect of social media is if among the
buddies of the initial person to share your post believe among their friends would certainly take pleasure in that
or need it, they will share it additionally raising the
reach of your marketing without any type of extra cost
to you.

Visit Lawerence's domain about Article Writers by going here - Article Writers.

Anonymous said...

Google has its own keyword tool. It is the Google AdWords keyword tool.
It is absolutely free of cost to make use of
and has some wonderful functions to it. The Google keyword device offers you the amount of
international and neighborhood searches for
a provided keyword. It also enables you to see broad, expression and
precise searches at the exact same time. The Google
Keyword tool offers you a variety of filters to assist limit
a great list of keywords. Filters consist of: ad share, competitors and estimated average cpc.
The tool was designed to assist you if you are visiting be running your
project using pay per click, however it can
be really helpful for write-up advertising also.

Some of the best info about Keyword Research Tool Comparison can be discovered by checking
out this website; Keyword Research Tool Comparison.