Slobber Moment = Comedy Gold

After the Ravens-Steelers game a story broke that Ravens cornerback, Frank Walker, spit in the face of Steelers Punter, Mitch Berger. The Baltimore Sun gives us this line from Walker that made me laugh out loud, "Frank Walker acknowledged that he spat in the face of Pittsburgh Steelers punter Mitch Berger, but the Ravens' backup cornerback called it an accident. "It was just a slobber moment," Walker said."

I found that to be hilarious: "It was just a slobber moment."

I think he was trying to be serious, and it was still really funny. I tried to come up with some funny examples that were not near as funny as "slobber moment":

• Sorry I banged the babysitter hunny, it was just a boner moment.
  
• Sorry I threw up all over the cat, it was just a vodka moment.
  
• Sorry I kept throwing the ball to Jason Witten, it was just a gay sex moment.
  
• Sorry I didn't show up for work last week, it was just a I didn't give a shit moment.

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